Massive Milk Cow

Massive Milk Cow acquired her name from her feature on Cow Review, in which Josh described her as having massive milk tiddies. She manifests as a real life dairy cow, domesticated and in an unknown location.

In Cow Review
Massive Milk Cow was featured on Cow Review in season 1 episode 3, with Josh making such observations as: She earned a rating of 8/10 cows, with Josh giving such reasons as:
 * Here is a picture of our next victim.
 * She has massive milk tiddies.
 * He likes this cow.
 * He really likes her earrings, which are very fashionable.

Controversy
Massive Milk Cow has been criticised for receiving a very high rating with relatively little reasoning. She was given the highest rating of any cow reviewed by the show thus far, despite her episode being the shortest in the show's history. This has led to fan speculation that Josh is sexually attracted to cows and that this causes a bias in his ratings.